Vegans Are Evil

And vegetables know it, cows don’t think so.

Sitting on the fence is not the lettuce, certaincy consumes him.

Nearly everything green, bar the frog on forsaken leaf.

Plucking fruit with rye smiles is akin to stealing eggs.

And you can have it, the sick consequence of the runns.

Too much fruit makes a mess in Johnny’s pants, walk funny.

If you were a cob of corn or your cousin was a cucumber.

Your girlfriend was grass and wet dream featured watermelon.

All of the above including what grows below, they just know.

Intuitively, that vegans are evil and not to be trusted, except.

In the way they are expectable, will not starve to let live.

At least with omnivores we have a chance, like russian roulette.

They mix it up, complete genocide is not their agenda, like a lust.

The look in they eye as spy a crunchy carrot, and bye, Sally.

 

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